{"id":4586,"date":"2014-12-02T20:13:32","date_gmt":"2014-12-02T12:13:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/damakey.com\/?p=4586"},"modified":"2023-05-17T16:13:16","modified_gmt":"2023-05-17T08:13:16","slug":"a-beer-is-better-than-a-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/damakey.com\/?p=4586","title":{"rendered":"A beer is better than a woman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u770b\u5230Lucy&#8217;s Cafe\u95dc\u65bc\u559d\u5564\u9152\u7684\u4e00\u5247\u6d77\u5831\uff0c\u8b39\u6284\u9304\u65bc\u4e0b\uff0c\u4ee5\u535a\u541b\u4e00\u7b11\uff1b<br \/>\nA beer is better than a woman because&#8230;<br \/>\n1. You can pick up a beer in any bar in town.<br \/>\n2. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.<br \/>\n3. A beer won&#8217;t get upset if you come home with beer in your breath.<br \/>\n4. A beer will never complain about your beer belly.<br \/>\n5. A beer won&#8217;t get jealous if you bring home other beers.<br \/>\n6. You don&#8217;t have to wine and dine with a beer.<br \/>\n7. A beer won&#8217;t throw things if you come home after 2 A.M.<br \/>\n8. A beer won&#8217;t ever expect you to buy it flowers.<br \/>\n9. You don&#8217;t have to take your socks off with a beer.<br \/>\n10. Hangovers are only temporary.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/damakey.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/1060788802_x.jpg\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u770b\u5230Lucy&#8217;s Cafe\u95dc\u65bc\u559d\u5564\u9152\u7684\u4e00\u5247\u6d77\u5831\uff0c&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"content-type":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/damakey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/damakey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/damakey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/damakey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/damakey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4586"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/damakey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4586\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13848,"href":"https:\/\/damakey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4586\/revisions\/13848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/damakey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/damakey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/damakey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}